CULTURE: I tell you naught for your comfort
News just in: Missing; presumed lost: One gentleman-adventurer noted for engagement in the culture wars. Last seen wearing a three-piece suit and fedora with an orchid in his buttonhole, heading towards unknown lands where the maps say “Here be monsters”, grinning madly. Last traces included the footprints of some large canine. Please call 1800-Help-Poets! If…