HUMOUR A few more snippets from Forget’s Dictionary of Inaccurate Facts, Furphys and Falsehoods*

Dairy: Farm building where cows record their innermost thoughts and feelings. Charles Dickens: Nom de guerre of Charles Dickens. Queen Elizabeth II: Only daughter of Queen Elizabeth I and Prince Ranier of Moscow. Charles de Gaulle: Proprietor of the Crazy Horse in Paris, understudy envelop licker to Her Majesty Beatrix, Queen of the Netherlands, and orange-boy to the Bombers football club in Melbourne. At one time, was married to Barry Manilow, but the couple parted when it became evident the…

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