HUMOUR The last act is bloody …*

In your Theobogan’s home state of Western Australia, our Labor Government seeks to copy Victoria, and introduce, Sandgroper side, something called assisted dying. At first, I dismissed it all as just another hare-brained Labor scheme for the Hairdresser/Fashion Collective: you know, compulsory state-sponsored rainbow colouring of coifs and caftans and that. But then I learned the guts of the matter.


The exit: Subtle but cost effective and nutritious.
 

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