Patrick McStuttles’ culinary excursion You may have missed it in the East but, in WA, our State Labor Government recently tried to implement The Crayfish Manifesto, by snorkel-barrelling rock lobsters. During the fishy affair, Labor closed down Parliament and turned it into “The People’s Restaurant”. The ALP’s half-baked bean counters cooked up a slogan for their Narelle & Neville Nibbler: “No matter what you order, the dishes cost the same – unles…