A recent survey has indicated that most Australians are in favour of something called “religion” being taught in Australia’s classrooms. Why are surveyors asking plebs for opinions? They wouldn’t know if they were Galileo or Barry Manilow! All teaching of religion must cease, now! Brilliant men of science (like me) have totally discredited such “holy” reduction ad absurdities! My neighbour, a coarse, dreadful fellow by name of Patrick MacStuttles, is an excel…