Your Theobogan is not renowned for his musical ability. Triangle, air-lute, comb-a-phone are the only instruments I play with any mastery. My only album, Hot August MacStuttles, went double splat-and burn, man.
From the MacStuttles private collection: Top, triangle and skewer in B flat; middle, 12th-century BC Babylonian harp-lute; and, bottom, an authentic Matsui-Soony chromatic comb.
No, Joan is the musical one in our household. She will warble a…