by Patrick McStuttles
Your Theobogan has on a black T-shirt, a tennis racquet held like a guitar and a sneer. Let’s rock!
OK, it’s not my remit (come to think of it, what is my remit?) (what even is a remit?). News Wiggly covers music superbly with master muso David James. (Sorry, Dave, for bumbling into your studio!)
Rock ’n’ roll, with its posses of posturing poseur practitioners, oozing braggadocio and misogynism, is surely the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, pretentious ar…