Patrick's

Get them hug-dealers off the streets*

There’s a new villain in Australian society today. The Socialiser! More than two of these freebooters get together for a “catch up” and the Riot Squad and SAS are called in.

They are organised criminals, these prolix punks, and they could turn up anywhere, coffee shops, tea rooms, beaches, ovals, cafés, shopping centres … always talking, talking, talking and dealing in their instruments of strife … hugs, conversation, chit chat, back slaps.

New draconian laws have come into effe…

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