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Hooray for our premiers*

by Patrick MacStuttles, Theobogan

At the High Command of the ALP (Australians Legally Perishing), two Premiers – Daniel “Way to Go” Andrews and Mark “Departure Lounge” McGowan. Euphoria, when their “Put the Struggling Punters to the Sword Bills” went through. Words like “progressive”, “compassionate”, “dignified” thrown at their Generals’ boots. From the Officers’ Club, Premiers Andrews and McGowan lap up the adulation.

Poor old Citizen X is in Hospital Pyjama…

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