by Patrick McStuttles
Your Theobogan is in Iso. I feel fine but I came into contact with a bloke who came into contact with a bloke … you know the rest.
My Boss, Chester “Chupps” Rafferty (he’s a Kiwi) in facemask gives me the bad news: “MacStuttles I don’t want to see you for sux months!”
But heading home past the company BBQ area, I see Chupps, turning sausages, drinking and laughing with his staff. Face masks gone, party hats on. Struth! A conga line forms. The bloke wh…
