macstuttles cancelled

Macstuttles sportsman of the year: Cancelled!*

by Otto van Paulsen

Members of the Badged Rabbit Cricket Club (summer), and Dropkick-Crab Football Club (winter) have gone on a cancel culture rampage through the prestigious sporting organisations’ grounds.

In a frenzied attack, the mob sought to expunge only one name: Pat MacStuttles! Leading the destruction was club president and local Mayor Walter Smalls.

“It will be as if this lout-spoken sportsman was never at Badged Rabbit Oval,” said President Smalls. “Look, of all the s…

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