by Pat MacStuttles, Theobogan
News about nuns lately? Er, none! It’s like these saintly sisters are betraying the feminist revolution or something!
Does the ABC ever run a nun story? Only if Sister Trevor, wearing overalls for a habit, complains: “I’ll never be accepted into the priesthood!” Trev doesn’t want to be a priest, mind, but “it’s the principle!”
No such vocational co(nun)drums are on display when goodness grafter Sister Agnes advises nipper Patrick: “Plunge …