Poetry, Letters & Humour

‘Pull your head in, Son’ Pat gets his school report*

By Pat MacStuttles, Theobogan / March 1, 2021

Struth! UN decree: “Urgently teach Climate Change, Australia. All schools, to all students … or else!”

I brought this Report home to “the olds”, after a bruising year, at Climate Change High.

Climate Change: Patrick’s been most disruptive this year, persistently challenging me. His constant quoting from a banned book, The Bible, has been really irritating. During one vital lecture he shouted out “I’m not taking orders from some snot-nosed …

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