by Otto Von Paulsen
Podium on cricket pitch; fluffy microphones, space, big squirty bottle of hand sanitiser, president of the Social (Distancing) Committee, Mr Patrick MacStuttles, media, bored seagulls. On the boundary, Security Boss Detective Inspector Father Bruce Rock, in full regalia, with placard “4 MORE YEARS”!
At silly point, signer/bodybuilder Fong Dong, wearing Chinese Communist Party tracksuit, warms up with balletic, sweeping movements.
As MacStuttles speaks, Dong signs…
