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ZZZOMBIE ZONE … AUZTRALIA*

by Pat MacStuttles, Theobogan

Scomo, I, Patrick MacStuttles, think your team are doing an EPIRB (Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon) job, navigating HMAZ Auztralia through very rough waters, sailing a treacherous Lassiterz reef! Struth! Imagine if the walking red were at the helm! With godless Leftovikz on the bridge, industries would be disintegrating, shipwreckz everywhere!

But, Scomo, don’t get too comfy! Three sectors of Australian businezz have been completely dezerted by yo…

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